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1.A fake statistical test.
2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.
Derivation- As a humorous alteration of
"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
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A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
I was late to the meeting because my report was stuck in coffee and eggs for two.
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An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.
"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"
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The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.
"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating "
"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."
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1. in Asian communities like Little Saigon in Orange County, CA, coffee shop girls are girls that serve highly caffeinated coffee in bikinis or lingerie, and work for tips... or could negotiated into having sex for cash
Lets go to Cafe Lu in Lil' Saigon and check out the hot coffee shop girls! And get some coffee I guess.
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The amount of time, varying from instant coffee to a drip pot, it takes to make coffee.
Mom: Get Up!
Teenager: Is coffee ready?
Mom: Not Yet!
Teenager: Wake me up in Coffee More Minutes
A fuckboy who tries to get it in with a girl by using coffee.
Guy: Hey, you want to get some coffee some time?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh okay.
Girl: God, you’re such a Hot Coffee Rob. I’m going to tell my friend about you.