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Augsburg continues to reflect the commitment and dedication of the founders who believed:
An Augsburg education should be preparation for service in community and church;
Education should have a solid liberal arts core with a practical dimension in order to send out productive, creative, and successful citizens;
The city -- with all its excitement, challenges, and diversity -- is an unequaled learning laboratory for Augsburg students.
Augsburg is a quality liberal arts institution set in the heart of a great metropolitan center. There are now almost 18,000 Augsburg alumni. In a world that has changed much since those first days of the College, Augsburg still sends out graduates who make a difference where they live and work.
In addition to undergraduate liberal arts and sciences Augsburg offers master’s degree programs in business, education, leadership, nursing, physician assistant studies, and social work. Augsburg also offers graduate and undergraduate level nursing courses as well as supporting degree courses through its Rochester Program based in Rochester, Minnesota
Augsburg College
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an all girls school located in raleigh north carolina. meredith college girls are one of three things...a)huge slut...b)huge dyke....c)totally freaking insane....there is a large possibility they are a combination of two and in some cases all three. meredith girls should be avoided like they plauge b/c they will drink all your beer and then leave, only to call back later and want you to marry them. if you ever are at a crossroads between masturbation or calling a meredith girl, masturbate. they are the worst type of girls in the world and should be avoided at all cost.
"man, did you see that crazy bitch, she just met that guy and asked him what they should name their kids."
"yea man she goes to meredith college"
"oh shit, what a crazy dyke"
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Anal sex with a woman who has never had conventional (i.e. vaginal) intercourse.
Because Boston College is a Catholic university, many of it's students feel obliged to maintain their virginity, or at least *pretend* to do so. Therefore, situations that would often lead to conventional intercourse (a serious relationship, or a heavy drinking) often instead lead to other alternatives.
Have you gone all the with Tiffany?
No way, dude. She's still a virgin. But I gave her a Boston College last night. It was sweet!
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A prestigious university located right outside of Boston in beautiful, Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. Also known as BC. Boston College is likely the most academically and athletically well rounded school in the country: ranking in the top forty for academics and high in the top twenty five for every major sport and even some club sports. The students at Boston College are smart, athletic, and attractive. BC often gets a bad rep for preppy, rich, popped collar wearing pricks. While these students exist, they are in the minority and nobody hangs out with them anyways. This reputation likely originates from jealous students at other universities. Students at Notre Dame, a very similar university, put too much faith in Notre Dame’s slightly better rank on most lists of the top academic schools, and now are stuck in the middle of a corn field with nothing better to do then hate on BC. Students at Boston University think they have a rivalry with us, but this is impossible because they don’t have any sports teams. These BU students likely hate on BC and make comparisons to our school because of rampant feelings of inferiority circulating throughout their “campus”. The students at BU pay the same tuition as the students at BC, however this does not make them our equals; the BU students are inferior to BC students in almost every way (namely intelligence, appearance, athleticism, and personality). Students at BC rarely hang out with students at BU and those who do are mainly misguided freshmen who make the mistake of going to a BU frat party (which are all terrible: less booze, more baggage, and a whole lot of ugly chicks), and who will likely never return to BU again. Students at BU are not welcome at BC because they are annoying and obsess over BC, feebly trying to bash BC at every opportunity. The BC – BU relationship is confined to three times a year when we play them in hockey. Usually at some point during BC home hockey games versus BU, the BC fans get fed up with the BU fans and start chanting “safety school”. This is mean but it is also true. The majority of the Massachusetts natives at BC used BU as their safety school. Hopefully, eventually, the BU students will catch on and stop bothering us. Both of these schools hate on BC on a regular basis, however, BC rarely bothers to defend itself. We are more mature than that, and we are too busy partying, and attending sporting events against teams we play on more than a semi-regular basis (like Duke, Virginia, Wake Forest, and Florida State).
Student at BU/Notre Dame: Where do you go to school?
Student at BC: I go to Boston College.
Student at BU/Notre Dame: LOL ROFL OMG WTF BC SUCKS, {insert school} IS SO MUCH BETTER {insert petty insult}.
Student at BC: Where do you go to school?
Student at BU/Notre Dame: I go to BU/Notre Dame.
Student at BC: Oh, Ok. Well I’m going to go pre-game for the basketball game and then later I’m going to a party on Comm Ave where I will probably make out with a hot freshman chick.
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Is a school located in Perth, well durh who couldn't think of that. Back in aussieland what the people always say. They wear long kilts/skirts and nice cardigans/jumpers. The girls can be bitchy when they hit yr9 or yr10 they usually have problems with bullying/drugs/pregancy.
how do i know this?
i went there.
i don't like it how so many people ending up going to Perth College and turned to be f**ked in the head.
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The College of Wooster is a college (duh).
It has an awesome campus and most of the people are chill.
When downtown, the students like to play a game called "Fat or Pregnant" - it's a lot of fun.
The college is also is also referred to as the "C.O.W."
Coincidentally, the word Wooster has its own definition.
Dragon: "Over the summer, I hooked up with this girl from the college of Wooster."
You: "Oh, you mean a C.O.W.girl?"
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A mammoth college that dominates the town of Hackettstown NJ. The food rocks, the students are true global citizens (global Mondays anyone?), and everyone parties on the weekend. Professors are chill and class sizes are small. They try to help everyone work to their potential. Our credit system is awesome and makes registration and choosing classes a breeze. Parties start at 5pm and go till 5am without interruption by the fuzz – provided you are not stupid enough to puke or piss in the hallway in front of your RA’s door. We run a naked 5k marathon every year to send our beerpong team to the national competition. Gas leaks can typically cancel your class and we have snow days clear until May. We have two liquor stores (one within walking distance). All of our male students are athletic, handsome, intelligent, wealthy, well endowed and true renaissance men. Our females are numerous, bright, funny, and are anything but bitchy – they have great racks too. Applebee’s and Wal-Mart are present (like any college town) but the real hangouts for cool people who “know” Hackettstown are Charlie browns, bar 46, the HUB, and the cocktail room at the trump plaza. Our culture of brotherhood and sisterhood are so strong that we only have one frat and one sorority – there is no need for more when everyone gets along so well. The frat is a multicultural (not just black) group of the finest males in NJ. As for the sorority – If you’re in Peith raise your hand, if your not, raise your standards. Last but not least our mascot is a cyclone because we blow the competition away!
M1: Yo dude, I'm tired off lame ass Rutgers partys; lets go party at Centenary College
M2: Naa, were certainly not cool enought to do that.
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