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A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.
This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.
Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.
The space between two cushions on a couch.
Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.
The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.
"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"
"I know right?"