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A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.
I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.
a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online
that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!
when you are asked if your going somewhere
“are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”
Let it go. Don't worry. Get over it.
No more, " drop it like a couch"
1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.
2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.
1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!
2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.
A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage
at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper
(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.
Did you do her last night?
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*