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Potomac Blue Crab

Crab

Before work, I crab for Potomac Blue Crabs on the Rochambeau Memorial Bridge.

by Bob.S.Got October 16, 2019


Crab-Slash

Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.

Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.

Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.

by Donjohnsonswhitelambo April 27, 2018


Crab Swing

Dangling tampon string.

girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"

by eatshit666 November 21, 2009


Crab Sack

A crab sack is when the meaty cock of a male crab goes inside the anus of a human female, this act of sexual crabercorse is why we have jesus

Give me that crab sack

by CommunistEperson April 5, 2021


Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024


Crab Cage

a term to describe a sexually promiscuous womans vagina who may or may not have crabs

I bet that bitch got a crab cage on her!

by sccamarogirl September 27, 2011


Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP

Crab Thursday is not fucking real

by Kaitheenby February 21, 2024