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It's pretty self explanatory....
Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.
Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!
THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.
When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed
My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed
1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.
2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.
The term was popularized by Cathode Ray Dude on YouTube in 2021, although it may have been in use prior to this.
In lieu of powering his camera with a battery, Gavin chose to use a battery dildo with a wall wart.
The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow
Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy
Dildo is a sex toy made out of plastic or silicon and it represents a penis. It is used mostly by younger women (and some gay guys idk lol) and its purpose is to sexually satisfy, whether it's anal, vaginal or oral satisfaction. Plural form of the word 'dildo' still remains unknown to humanity, so you should just choose which one would you like to use: dildoes, dildos or dildees. Also, it is worth mentioning that if your friends see that you have a dildo or you straight up tell them that you have a dildo, you might get weird looks. Depends on who your friends are. And it also depends on your gender. If you are male, you will get disgusted looks. But again, depends on who your friends are. And for the love of God, hide that dildo you got from your family members, cause if they notice, you will have an awkward life.
Grandma: *enters your room* Oh my lovely child! Your grandma brought you some cookies and an apple pie, your favourite!
You: Aww, thanks Grandma, you are the best!
Grandma: So how are you?
You: Well, you know, casual, I got a job recently, I'm trying my best there.
Grandma: That's really good! *looks around your room* You are still keeping that teddy bear I gave you for your 6th birthday! How lovely...
You: Yeah...
Grandma: Oh, and what's that purple thing you got there next to your teddy bear? I can't really see, let me get my glasses.
You: Grandma no.
Grandma: *puts on glasses* Alright, let's see...
You: Grandma, seriously don't.
Grandma:*realizes that you have a fucking dildo in your possession*
- You stare there awkwardly, silently letting out a *sigh* as you proceed to live a very awkward life, as you know that moment will haunt you forever. Grandma's eyes get wide and they roll up, she falls down, and proceeds to have a heart attack, stroke, and a seizure. All at the same time.
Your life just became a huge disappointment...