The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3
"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"
I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef
The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market
“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”
A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.
Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects
She is such a crystal-dildo
A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.
Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!