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A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.
After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.
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A group of 4 or more douchebags
A group of guidos walk into a bar...
Oh man, looks like the douche armada has just arrived.
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Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy
douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!
Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
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A male who you think is homosexual but is actually an arrogant prick who cares a lot about his appearance
Did you see George today?
Yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all snobby and arrogant!
Dude he was such a Metro douche!
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Styling substance with the purpose of extreme douche spikes with hair
Susan has to wear an eye patch because that guy used to much douche gel and poked her eye out.
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A remnant of one’s cleansing practice of a highly intimate nature. More specifically, an insult to spew at someone else in order to induce a momentary lapse in judgment whilst he or she contemplates the meaning, so that you may kick him or her in the box or berries and run like hell.
Bob: Oh yeah, while why don't you suck my nads, you sopping douche berry!
Big Ben: I'll kick you--what the hell did you ++AHH, you kicked me in the jewels, you freakin' twat bunny!!!+++
Bob: ::runs like hell::
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An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.
"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."
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