When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.
Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!
*Also known as poop sack*
Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.
Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.
A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."
"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or
"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "
It's a type of person who thinks that Ei from the game Genshin Impact is the superior archon to the other 3 (Nahida, Zhongli and Venti). Those people can be easily spotted in the comment sections of various edits/comparisons between Ei and other characters. People like this are extremely annoying and braindead. They don't pay attention to the lore most of the time.
Person 1: Wow I really like Zhongli!
Person 2: ei solos tho
Person 1: ew an Ei Stan