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I was looking down a girl's shirt from a balcony. I leaned over the rail, fell off, and performed a free fall release. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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It is when you are having sex with a girl, and you pull out cum on her face and smack her face with your dick and spread the cum on her face with your dick
man, i gave my hoe the honeoye falls hammer this weekend
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a pop punk band with freakish over emo lyrics, but meh they're ok.
song: my heart is the worst kind of weapon - emo/acoustic, tis ok
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a city full of rich wanna-be's who claim DC. mostly snobby little preppy bitches who havent had to earn shit their whole life.
man1"where you from man?"
man2"DC"
man3"northern VA isn't DC, you stupid little bitch. Now get your faggot ass back in the kitchen and finish cookin my chicken pot pie before i stick it in your ass untill you squeel!"
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A totally awesome, not-emo band that needs your support! Right as we speak, My Chemical Romance (a completely emo band, no matter WHAT they say!) fans are slowly but silently outnumbering Fall Out Boy fans! So listen to a few songs of Fall Out Boy's and ENJOY!
Members of Fall Out Boy:
Pete Wentz (bassist/vocals&SOOO HOT!)
Patrick Stump (a cute guitarist/vocals, lead singer)
Joe Trohman (guitarist who does amazing spins)
Andy Hurley (vegan drummer)
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1. (verb) having sex in a simulated-skydiving vertical wind tunnel.
2. (noun) the act of having sex in a simulated-skydiving vertical wind tunnel.
2. (adj.) used as part of a description for a fun experience or especially provocative sexual experience that can be compared to having sex in a vertical wind tunnel.
1. 'I took Jennie to my personal vertical wind tunnel, but my dog walked in on us Free Fall Fucking before we finished.'
2. 'That roller coaster almost compares to my Free Fall Fuck.'
3. 'This is so Free Fall Fucking amazing!'
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What dumb bitches say to drag you along, when they still need to suck some life/ money/ freedom out of you, but aren't willing to put in the real work for it.
Krissi: Can I borrow $200?
Josh: No
Krissi: I'm falling for you.
Josh: Really? Okay here you go.
Krissi: Thanks, Now Fuck Off.
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