feeling like a buck fifty

When you feel pretty crappy, shitty or hungover. The opposite of feeling like a million bucks.

Man! After drinking until six in the morning, I was sure feeling like a buck fifty at work today!

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late school summer feels

When you start missin your friends or crushes from the year of school before... missing a crush from the last year or missing peeps from school doing your summer vacation

Her: Aye dude I got my late school summer feels again
Him: well which guy or your friends

Her: both.... :/

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✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((

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feel my pain mode

A childish yet effective coping mechanism often used by customer service agents when they've been speaking to an imbecile too long. It consists of reiterating everything stupid the caller says loudly so everyone around you can feel the same level of frustration you are experiencing.

support agent #1: "YES THAT'S RIGHT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON WILL INFACT SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER"

support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?

support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.

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do you feel bonita

feeling like you are going to have diarrhea://

Macaylla : Julien do you feel bonita
Julien : Yes, i am feeling really bonita at the moment

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I Don’t Feel So Good

A Phrase that triggers the firey rage of a Tom Holland supporter and often results in a slap, punch, or an insult to your mum

Lopez: *eats egg* I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
A.J: Your mum gae

Lopez says :I Don’t Feel So Good which makes A.J insult his mum

you thought i was feeling you?

You thought that person liked you but they don’t or they don’t find interested in you

Drake: hey it’s uhh it’s you uhhh… what’s your name?
Ice spice: you thought i was feeling you?

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