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Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.
Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole
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To dissociate yourself from someone on a social network. This can be achieved by unfriending someone on Facebook, unfollowing someone on Twitter, or deleting your account so that the individual no longer appears on your Friend or Follow list.
My ex-girlfriend was being mad annoying by constantly messaging me so I NUMBER FIVEd her.
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A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.
Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount
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A street game in which you stab a knife between each of your fingers as fast as you can without hitting any.
Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.
Dude 2: Man you have to stop playing that.
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Phrase for claiming one's portion of a sack of marijuana, or hits from the joints rolled from it, typically one quarter of a twenty dollar portion. Also means to have a stake in, or some control of, a situation.
Nigga, I got five on tha twenty sack - Snoop Dogg, 'What's My Name?'
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A mixed drink comprised of Faygo Orange pop and Mohawk Tequila. Plentiful in the Cass Corridor, it is (more or less) the reason Wayne State University has such a low graduation rate.
Its popularity is also directly correlated with unemployment as the drink has become the ironic favorite of former Big Three employees.
Dan: Why is Raj trying to scale Heidelberg Project?
Lou: He passed his Urban Planning exam so we each gave him a Detroit High-Five.
Former GM Employee: It's the second anniversary of my pink slip.
Former Ford Employee: Detroit High-Fives.
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A high-five in which the two participants, moving towards one another, first deliver a normal high-five, then, while passing one another, bring their hands around and deliver a reverse low-five. Shirtlessness and volleyball are voluntary but may add to the awesomeness of this move. Also called the windmill.
Maverick, after spiking the ball past Slider: "Top Gun Five, Goose!"
Goose: "You are an ANIMAL!"
Ice Man and Slider stare in jealousy while pondering their own lameness
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