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Herped Bat Flaps

Noun

The unwashed hanging underarm skin of a morbidly obese person. Such an ailment has a tendency to form yeast deposits. If gone untreated, extra yeast deposits will occur.

"Spreading his arms wide, The Fatman's herped bat flaps spread his yeast spores to the populace.

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014


Crispy anal flaps

Anal flaps that are crispy

Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know

by BKed bean burrito February 12, 2021


flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014


Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022


The candy flip flap

When an individual drops acid and then drops md he has candy flipped, however if an individual then took more lsd they would be at the flap end of the word

Ah the candy flip flap I remember my first time it changed my life

by N1l3z1997 July 20, 2018


mexican turtle flap

Not a penis nor a vagina, just a flap of skin

I think that transgender has a Mexican turtle flap.

by LongDongWantsThatGoodPuss June 29, 2017


MUTT MUTT FLAPS

FRUMPY HOO LIPS,PUFFY MEAT CURTAINS THAT DANGLE FREELY

KIMMIE'S MUTT MUTT FLAPS WERE SLAPPING MY NUTS DURING DOGGIE STYLE

by PAUL & KIMMIE MONROE October 15, 2008

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