What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar
Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow
I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.
When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.
Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."
A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.
Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth
Mythological view of our world
Believe it or not, there are still people who believe in a flat Earth.
the biggest hoax in the world.
People that believe in flat earth can not accept globe evidence.