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Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.
If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.
Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.
Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage
The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.
I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.
Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.
"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"
The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.
What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
When you smoke pot while taking a back road on the way home.
Mike: Dude, take the back road today.
Josh: Why?
Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.
Josh: Sweet.
When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."