Death God

English translation of the Japanese word "shinigami".

Ryuk, from "Death Note", is a Death God.

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death bed

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

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death penalty

Something that people love to whine about.

If you come to Texas and you kill somebody, we kill you back. That's our policy.

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Death week

The week nearing the end of the school term where an overwhelming amount of work is due. Many people forget they have a life during this time.

"hey, you going to Sally's party next week?"
"Nah dude, that's death week"

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murder by death

To murder someone by killing them. Kinda circular if you ask me...

It's also a band...

I'm going to murder you by death!
-OR-
I saw Murder by Death live on Friday the 13th!

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managed to death

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.

foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.

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shock death

A death in a slasher movie that's over the top and gory that shocks the audience.

The audience gasped at the sudden shock death.

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