Dirt Smurf

Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.

That chick is a real dirt smurf.

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Dirt Rag

1.) An All-Purpose rag used for various things around the house, such as: washing windows, washing your car, wiping down things in a tool shed. The rag is something that would never be used on a human body or on anything like dishes or in the bathroom no matter how many times it is disinfected and washed.
2.) A person, that like a DIRT RAG, is all over everything and everyone. A promiscuous person whom has been with various other promiscuous persons, whom should never have any sexual contact with anyone for fear of passing along whatever dirt or disease he/she is covered with.

"OMG, Brittany fucked Jill's boyfriend and now she is fucking Professor Smith...what a dirt rag."

"Son...pass me that dirt rag so I can wipe down the wheels of my car."

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crawling dirt

Insect pests, like roaches, flies, mosquitoes, silverfish, etc.

I don't like to use insecticides. How can I get rid of this crawling dirt around the bathtub?

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o dirt

A person or people from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada. See the definition for Orangeville.

Check out that 15 year old O dirt gangster walking down ODSS to pick up his 2 year old kid from daycare.

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dirt jockey

Any person that prefers to be on the giving end of anal sex. This person is very animated in their performance, often slapping the ass of the person they are “riding” - as a jockey would ride a race horse. Often homosexual men, but a dirt jockey can be a straight man and sometimes a lesbian or straight woman in a pegging situation.

Darth: Hey where’s Doug?
Maverick: Oh, he’s hanging out at Dave’s house tonight.
Darth: Uh-oh...that dude is a master dirt jockey. He uses a crop and everything! Does Doug know that?
Maverick: He’ll probably figure it out later, right? LOL!

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Devils Dirt

Chewing Tobacco

Hey Chief Shithead pull in the Shell so I can get some Devils Dirt.

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Dirt Rider

1. A person of either gender with poor judgement and no class.
2. A person with bad personal hygiene.
3. A promiscuous person.
4. Someone that enjoys anal sex.

"Person 1: Did you see how greasy her hair was?
Person 2: Yeah she's definitely a dirt rider."

"Person 1: Stacy let me do anal last night.
Person 2: I knew she was a dirt rider"

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