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A turd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.
"I took a mean dump this morning. I had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. That shit was just too big to fail"
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When A Person Is Failed by being unexpectedly being kicked in the face or hit by something whale doing an important task.
Kara: Hay man whats up?
Yoshi: Yeah hold on, im about to get this really hot girls number
Kara: WTF? *walks out of view*
Yoshi: So, baby wha... *is hit by brick*
Unknown voice: DYNAMIC FAIL!
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When someone creates a false alt and can't go 5 minutes without being discovered who they really are. These may be because they: Blow compliments up their own ass on the other account, attempt to contact people who have blocked them and tell them how much better their other account is, and reply to comments on either account with the same personality (Ex: Angry, Sad, Happy, over all Retarded). You can also tell who the Fail-Alteers are by how their spelling is; for instance "i luv cats.they are awwesome!" And you'd have to be a fool not to recognize spelling errors like that. Of course, people who do this are in general 7-year-old idiot-boys or completely inexperienced man-children!
One day RedFoxProductions10 made a fail-alt account called Cowboyluver, and told AstroOmlett22 "RedFoxProductions10 is way better anim8or than you! You suck you stoopid dummy head fag!" Then AstroOmlett22 tried replying back to this message, but instead was encountered with a box that said "Haha! I blocked you! How dou like it, stoopid dummy?!" and Cowboyluver's comments box was full of messages telling himself how clever he was. Then AstroOmlett22 posted the predicament to failblog and RedFoxProductions10 was never to be heard of again! ^^
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1) Failing an online course, most commonly used for extremely easy online courses.
2) When an e-mail is not sent for whatever error (user, hardware, software).
3) A failed pickup attempt online with a chatroom companion; rejection
1) "Damn, I cannot believe that my online basket weaving course turned out to be an e-fail. Now I'll never graduate."
2) A: Did you get my e-mail? It was very important.
B: No.
A: Crap. The TPS reports are going to be late because of a stupid e-fail.
3)A: you wanna cyber
B: No.
A: Well that was a total e-fail.
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In NCAA football or Madden you cant seem to decide on a defense, so you go with the good ol reliable cover 3...however the QB sees you in cover 3 and sees the hole behind the LB's and in front of the S's and hits the wide reciever on the post for a TD
Chase Daniel noticed the Ohio State defense in cover 3 and hit Jeremy Maclin on the post for a TD...COVER 3 FAIL!!!!!!
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Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions
A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.
In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."
When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."