Fuck

When you just want to kill your friend, when he messes up your solo round in fortnite

My friend fucked me yesterday

fucked

George Bush. Simply George Bush.

Girl- "Where do you live?"
Boy- "I live in the United States."
Girl- "Hey, your president is that fucked guy."
Boy- "Unfortunately, yep."
Girl- "Oh. Bummer."

Fuck

To beat with a bundle of sticks.
or
To beat with a stick.

"Im going to go fuck Bob. Wanna come?"
Translation: "Im going to go beat Bob with a stick. Wanna come?"

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F. found U. under C. cardinal K. knowledge
basically found having sex!!

Bob: oh baby that feels good
Jill: mmmmhmmm give it to me
Bob: mhmm
Jill: uhh mhm ahh aww ooo

Jills Father: what the fuck is going?

Bob: umm sir i was sexing your daughter

fucking a

1. Said in dismay
2. Another way of saying "Fucking ass".

1. Fucking a, I failed the SATs
2. Your such a Fucking a.

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

A truly inspired name for a pub quiz team, as previously used in The Castle pub in Aberystwyth.

"And in first place, the Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers, with 128 points!"

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Abbreviation for "Fornication Under Consent of the King"

Sir William the black knight needed to apply for "Fornication Under Consent of the King" before he could fuck his mistress