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A statement that, while containing some truth, can be used as an excuse for virtually anything.
Person 1: You just cut that guy off and ran a red light!
Person 2: Gas is too high.
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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?
Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.
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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?
Guy 2: Gas is too high...
Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?
Guy 2: Gas is too high...
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The best city in Georgia. A city whose love has no end. Although we like friendly city rivals when it comes down to it we stick together. You're sure to find a good thing when you find someone from the 'Good Life City'.
My small city's called Albany, GA. #FieldMob
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Information that is perceived to be nonsensical or innacurate.
A: I reckon Floyd Mayweather Jr would have whipped Muhammed Ali if he went back in time
B: Stop chatting bear gas dude, Ali was the Greatest!
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To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.
I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.
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When a man is getting a rimjob and farts in the girls face.
Yo, i gave that bitch a connecticut gas job last night.
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kimi ga yo is the national anthem of japan
Kimi ga yo is emprier favorite song
When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.
Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.