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The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"
One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:
-Enemies spawning directly on top of you
-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise
-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you
-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending
-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss
Enjoy!
A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees
A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.
I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month
Anyone with the last name of BIRCH
Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.
Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!