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The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.
You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.
Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.
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Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”
Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
Two friends or literal brothers who do goon shit when they're bored.
Trunks and Goten were wildin at the tournament, they sum goon brothers fr.
All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning
All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you
For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know
Goon from September 1st until September 30th
"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"
"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"
"Well have fun with that"
When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.
Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning
One of these celebrations, known as the "Dance of the Flickers," was a deeply spiritual and wildly energetic event. The Dacians believed that the flickering movements of their dicks could harness the energy of the earth and connect them with the mystical forces that governed their world. The dance was filled with exaggerated arm and the third leg movements, wild facial expressions, and frenetic energy, much like what we would now recognize as modern "gooning." It was meant to unlock the wild power within each person and release the energy of the earth. As time passed and the Dacian kingdom fell to the Romans, these practices slowly faded into history, lost in the shadows of the past. But the energy and spirit of the "Flicker Gooning" never truly disappeared—it lingered in the folklore and stories passed down through the generations, remembered only by those who truly listened.
I will summon the gods with the Dacian Flicker Gooning