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To have a penis drawn on something without you know
oh man...Chris walked away from his desk for 2 seconds to play ping pong and Whippy totally peen'd his diary!
'You Got Peen'd Man!'
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Possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite sex, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. Reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine.
Ol' Fred is ugly as shit but he gets all the ladies.
Aye, he got dem carps doe.
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What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.
Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.
*Bill roundhouse kicks Mike*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*
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to be kept in a cellar and raped repetitively by a relative
Eaton: "I had to go to a wedding instead of having a mandate"
Henr:" You got fritzled
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Usually used to describe someone who is a good fighter!
Gay guy Dario: Fuck you!(in a gay way)
Cool guy Ivan: Shut the fuck up before I put hands on you! Bitch!(in a cool way).
Gay guy Dario: Sorry(in a gay way)
Cool guy Ivan: Fuck this im gonna put hands on you bitch! (in a cool way).
(They fight and gay guy Dario gets sent to the hospital).
Bystander: That nigga has hands!
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The object that has the milk has the upperhand.
Brian you almost beat that car but it had your milk; or Brian that car has so got your milk.
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