Also, I have this cake

A phrase popularized by Paul Saunders of Loading Ready Run in the video 3 PS3s. It is used after telling someone what you have/have accomplished to add insult to injury. You do not need to produce a cake, only something edible (such as pie, as detailed by Morgan vanHumbeck in Computer Envy)

Person 1: Man, I can't get Recon in Halo!
Person 2: Well, I have Recon Armor. Also, I have this cake.

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The Hills Have Eyes 3

A reference to the recently remade movies about radioactive mutants.

It is used as a comment to describe one ugly person or several gross backwards people in a neighborhood or town.

Wow, look at those mingers. What is it, The Hills Have Eyes 3 over there?

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Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

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My Kidneys Have Exploded

Ryan Keith Follese's impression on "My ovaries have exploded"

Beautiful Freak: OMG MY KIDNEYS HAVE EXPLODED
Normal Person: what but I thought it was ovaries
Beautiful Freak:...
Normal Person:...

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I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

I don't have think.

BTS Jin's answer when interviewer asked about BTS's dating life and whether they are dating with ARMY (BTS fandom name) or not

I don't have think.

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.