switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

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screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

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Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

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hit the roof

become very angry at sb/sth

I hit the roof when I saw him go out with his ex-girlfriend

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She Hit

When you are not allowed to swear but you want to swear.

"aw man, I broke my egg. She Hit"

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Ass-hit

When one hooker hits the crack pipe and blows it in your asshole. Then the next hooker sucks that crack hit out of your asshole

Dude, I paid two hookers to ass-hit. We were all high AF

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hit the jones

Yet another term for sexual intercourse

1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son

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