home wrecker

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock

i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer

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Working From Home

Appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower

Not Dan - "I'm just working from home today boss"
Dan's Boss - "No worries mate"
Not Dan - *Stands butt naked in shower drinking beer from the bottle*

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Sweet Home Alabama

Phrase that Alabamian people use after having sex with their family

John: Hey sis wanna bang?
Cathy: Sure John
*John and Cathy are banging each other*
John: Sweet Home Alabama

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home depot dance

to shake your ass in front of your friend wearing nothing except a tool belt from home depot

dude, he home depot danced in front of me last night, good thing the belt pocket with the home depot logo covered his schlong

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Northwest Homing Beacon

The more common name for Northwest Missouri State University's International Plaza, where at least twenty flags from various countries are flown.

Name derives from the fact that at night, the lights from the Plaza can be seen from twenty miles away, calling the students back to campus.

We were worried that when we took that wrong turn off Highway 71 we'd encounter some zombies but in the distance, we could see the Northwest Homing Beacon, and cut across a frozen field to get back to campus.

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go home roger

When one is dismissed after showing up uninvited or overstaying their welcome. Usually after being very annoying and childish. Roger may be a relative of Felecia, better known as "bye Felecia"

"What are y'all doing tonight?"

"Go home Roger!!!!"

"Can I get a ride to the bus?!"
"Go home Roger!!!"

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Home Ec Project

An invention of pure evil, involving sewing.

I have to get my Home Ec project done before Tuesday

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