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A 4ft chihuaha who looks like he got his head bashed in by a brick. Ian has a great personality when it comes to yapping and usually is seen near 4 year old kids constantly trying to act like one. His stature reminds the people of this world that malnutritioned people can survive a long time.
Ian is loved by many for his high intellect in the studies of testicular torsion
John: Hey, Ian!
Ian: Hello, John.
John: Have you ever been under 40?
Ian: No.
Is a very sexy man with 20 inch penis, has amazing hair and amazing jawline, has amazing music taste and great sense of humor. is a gigachad.
Damn that guy's penis size cannot amount to that of our lord and savior Ian.
An ian is someone who is especially kind but often immature. He makes a lot of jokes and can sometimes choose not to take things seriously. But he is the one person who is always there no matter what. He is very musical and very smart.
Girl 1: did you tell Ian that serious thing that you wanted to tell him?
Girl 2: yes but he joked it off