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as if im going to let you use my tractor

only the best vine ever to exist

Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."

by Arsenic sawax October 8, 2018


you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you

the queen maddy said that

rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

by dontfall(inlove) February 10, 2022

136πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


im going to rip you a new ass hole

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)

TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009

23πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

by sixty nine 69 February 15, 2020

13πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


omg im offended by words whut shall i do?

A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.

Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.

See also: Mom, Teacher

guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"

teacher:"What did you say?"

Guy 1:*repeats himself*

Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"

Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"

by FukUall August 5, 2009

49πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


im finna clap your cheeks next round bro

A widely used gaming term used in COD used by the losing team when they are upset after a loss.

(End of round)

Red Team: 100
Blue Team: 43

<swagscopes54> (Red Team): gg guys

<CODmaster000534> (Blue Team): even though we lost nice job team
<platinumshots21> (Red Team): sick snipe swagscopes
<BIGGAMERSICK69420> (Blue Team): IM FINNA CLAP YOUR CHEEKS NEXT ROUND BRO

by PolishDom November 4, 2020

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


stop online datin IM INTHE URBnAN DICITIONARY HELP

if your reading this and you online date, you need help. im not joking. you need serious help, but on a io game your just a little sh- sorry, my profanity has been spilled because of your disgustin g act of your disgusting ways now go somehwere go outside and please help im trapped inthe urban dictinonary i need help please iehelp help jeel hepl

The act of being disgusting on games that are usually titled Fortnite and Roblox. If you do this, it is scientifically proven you need help, so please stop you could be dating a lego.. a 80-year-old man. That is the definition. this is the defiintion of: stop online datin IM INTHE URBnAN DICITIONARY HELP.

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž