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Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.
Hey Vega, I'll be back in fifteen just Walking the Dog.
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:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
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A sport similar to skateboarding and acrobatics in concept, yet is totally unique. Requires agility and quick thinking. Basically, jumping from/up to great heights, quickly navigating cluttered obstacles, or otherwise showing great physical dexterity on foot.
"My friend totally busted his leg freestyle walking. He was making a gap between two hedges and a powerbox. Man, we lost power for an entire DAY."
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When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.
I was holding my poop for so long at Walmart, I was moon walking all the way to the stalls. I didn't make it though and I crapped by the tvs.
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Walking-the-Wall is a sexual act performed by oneself. You sit against the wall with your ass on the wall and back on the ground and begin to masturbate. As you get closer to climax you put your feet flat on the wall and begin to push off elevating your hips and bringing your dick closer to your face. To finalize the move you blow your load giving your self the old money shot.
Dude do you know how to Walk-the-Wall?
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Easy to accomplish. Trivial. Used in the 1983 movie "Scarface" (with Al Pacino) as a substitute for the term "cake walk."
Let me tell you, it ain't no duck walk.
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Usually played at Elementary School Carnivals... Basically, it's the biggest table you've ever seen loaded with different kinds of cakes. The actual game is walking around a circle of chairs to music and sitting when the music stops... If you don't get a chair - your outta the game. Game goes until two people are circling one chair - lot's of boxing out and elbows to secure the final seat and get da cake.
"Man, I was catching blows in da cake walk yo, but I got da last seat and now I'm plowing my own cake!"
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