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when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
The bit that connects the penis to the groin. Not particularly sensitive as it is covered in pubes. Not to be confused with the banjo; the other connecty bit. Banjos are for playing. Connecty bits are not.
"Hey, you poked me in the connecty bit....poke lower!"
A Fan remake of a version of a game with the same name on the Sega Game Gear. Made by Noah Copeland
Guy 1: Have you played Sonic Triple Trouble 16 Bit yet?
Guy 2: No, What's that?
Guy 1: A fun sonic experience. You haven't lived until you played this.
To drink alcohol the morning after getting wasted to cure a hangover.
" How you feeling man"
" like shit. I need the fur of the dog that bit me"
I'll be there in a few minutes I'm just running a twinkle bit late