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Oraly destroying a girl till she's about to throw up then holding your penis in her throat like cork until the pressure builds and you pull out making her gag to point where she sprays vomit everywhere.
Yesterday my girl hit an amazing box state bottle pop
Take a beer bottle of your choice, any size, extra large encouraged, and shove it up your keester and try to yank that puppy out.
Little Johnny tried to impress the crew with the good ol beer bottle challenge by pounding a mickeys in his bhole. Couldn't pull her out, ended up in the ER.
The first beer after a long day of hard work.
Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.
-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.
Awwwwww.
i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day
a gay man who shoves bottles up his ass
"ohh steve hes such a little bottle shover"
Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.
My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
An event where a group of friends gather together to drink noncey beer. The event often entails food pairings, music pairings and/or visual pairings.
Please remember to bring the stilton and sourdough loaf to our Cantillon bottle share!
A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.