1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room
that girl has a tight closet
Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice
I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice
The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
When a group of friends, usually 3+, get in a small closet and hotbox with pot.
"Hey bros, let's go hop in my Sweaty Closet!"