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Moldy closet

A dirty crotch

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!

by CircleJ September 27, 2023


Moldy closet

A dirty butthole

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!

by CircleJ September 27, 2023


tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017


tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room

that girl has a tight closet

by Marty I’m scared February 14, 2019


closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017


Schrödinger's Closet

The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.

Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day

by ElectroniK February 20, 2021


Sweaty Closet

When a group of friends, usually 3+, get in a small closet and hotbox with pot.

"Hey bros, let's go hop in my Sweaty Closet!"

by Spoodes July 13, 2016