Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.

Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.

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morning twig

When you wake up in the morning and have a bonner.

when i woke up i had a nice morning twig.

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morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?

This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.

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Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

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good morning vietnam

When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"

The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam

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Good Morning Vietnam

its a thick aired morning after a drunk night with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.

everybody minding their business.

you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"

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Good Morning America

a program from ABC News

Anchors:

Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts

Weather:
Sam
Champion

HQ:

Times Square
New York City

I watched Good Morning America.

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