yoda-ing

Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.

Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.

Donald Trump-ing

When you stick your penis in a girl but only through boxers. The boxers are meant to only act as a wall to protect the virginity of the two people involved. Typically used by religious people like christian’s or mormons.

Joe: “Yo what happened with that girl you had over at your place last night?”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”

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Seamus-ing

The act of storing additional luggage or gifts when traveling by automobile, particularly during the holidays, by strapping baggage to the roof of a car. (In the same manner Mitt Romney infamously transported his family dog, Seamus.)

We had so many presents we had to go seamus-ing after visiting Grandma.

Because we were seamus-ing, we could fit all the cousins AND the dog in one van for our trip to Myrtle Beach.

Lol-ing

A disgusting word that a child made up which had a hard impact to my mindset.

Why are you lol-ing for?

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

SLOB-ing it

Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys, have massive pile-ons, kiss each other, fart enough, take the piss out of each other, and have a thoroughly good time. It may also involve the throwing of condiments and smashing of easter eggs on peoples heads.

Usually linked to Friday nights in Angel, but can be extended to be used at other gay-friendly events.

'Oi, Redders you cunt, are you SLOB-ing it tonight?'

'I'm going to be SLOB-ing it all over the shop this weekend'

'I like riding bikes and SLOB-ing it'

'Mum, have you ever tried SLOB-ing it with the lads?'

Gadhafi-ing

The act in which one friend thrusts their thumb, hitchhiker style, in a swooping motion toward the anus of another friend that is wearing pants, shorts, underwear, spandex etc. Once contact has been established, between the cracks, the one performing the act must shout "Gadhafi!"

*another acceptable method is placing the thumb onto the chair, couch, stool etc. in the linear path of the anus about to take a seat.

"GADHAFI!!!"

"Wow, you just Gadhafied me! That was a good one! getting me while I was tying my shoes!"

Gadhafi-ing is awesome! in public.