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Lebron and desi are born on this day
”What day were lebron and desi born on” December 30th
”What day is the international real nigga day” the same day lebron and desi were born
when u sit on ur own cock and u cream in ur own ass
Leeroy: DUDE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Ceebus: No way how
Leeroy: I found this new thing called internal ejacultion, maybe u should try it when u get home "wink"
Internalized oppression is just a buzzword some Twitter degenerates or commies use so you can be weak and stupid like they are.
Dislike that grown men are dancing in front of little girls at a pride parade? Internalized oppression.
"Sorry sweety. You can't be bisexual heteromantic. That's INTERNALIZED OPPRESSION!" - Abby She/her fuck the police. 🏳️ 🌈 Age 24
international cam day !
International Cam Day is the day all cam’s are appreciated and given money !
“It’s international cam day.”
A long time ago, in the year 2018, there existed a community of libertarian socialists who read books together and shared memes. Alas, that community fell into chaos, and factions splintered in many directions. The chieftain, Otalp, left the land and started his own tribe, known as Breadtube. The owner of the server, Captain Waffles, read a Michael Parenti quote. He then denied most genocides in Eastern Europe.
Person A: The International Information Syndicate was the shit back in the day.
Person B: What happened to it?
Person A: Tankies.
The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
a level three qualification for idiots that couldn't even do a t-level
"oh I did the international baccalaureate, what about you?"
"I did the international spagulareate... it was pretty chill tho."