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Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!
-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year
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When you're getting head from a bitch and you're about to cum and you say, "Oh, shit it's your mom". So then she looks in one of the directions and you splooge in her ear yelling, "White Willie bitch!!!!!!!!!"
Hey, Steven I gave your sister a White Willie last night!
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1) A lie told with the intent of sparing someone’s feelings.
2) The reason why, in reality, the female gender is less honest.
"I only view you as a friend." is a common white lie. It usually means 'I don’t like you and don't want anything to do with you'.
"I love you too" can also be a white lie. This is one of the few white lies more commonly told by men.
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Julio got caught crossing the border with 22 brick of that Betty White.
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Getting high and fucking the turkey in front of your whole family while the Christmas tree is in your ass and the whole thing is being live-streamed.
Person 1: Hey what you doing for Christmas this year?
Person 2: Probably just the annual White Christmas for me.
Person 1: Niiiice
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A Female of light complexity, usually found at Starbucks sipping on her PSL (pumpkin spice latte), taking way to many selfies, browsing her social media or at home watching a new series on Netflix while enjoying Nutella. Favorite wardrobe include uggs, leggings and a infinity scarf. Uses phrases including; "Oh my gosh", "literally dying" and "I can't even"
Person 1: Your a total white girl!
White girl: Oh my gosh, how dare you accuse me of that
Person 1: EVERYBODYS seen you at Starbucks taking selfies with your PSL
White girl: I can't even
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