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tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady

yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great

by tit slamer October 5, 2008


screechy tits

usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding

Way too many screechy tits in the club tonight, lets get out of here!

by FatStab June 4, 2014


Party Tit

When one tit stands out due to a nip slip, spill on the shirt, or something drawing attention towards one tit over the other.

My right tit just slipped out of my bathing suit top. That’s my party tit.

I just spilled ketchup on my shirt right on my left tit. Guess that’s my party tit.

by SnowBusiness January 21, 2019


tit stop

A brief "pit stop" at a strip club.

We were going from buddah bar to copper creek and made a tit stop at toppers on the way.

by stell bell January 24, 2010


the tit touch

When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.

Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.

Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.

by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017


Tit Jiggler

n. Term for a very funny joke. Makes your tits jiggle.

Ha ha! That was a real tit jiggler!

by Jackbro64 August 13, 2016


Ruined Tits

Deflated, empty tits with the nipples pointing south

Ruined through multiple pregnancies and many years of breastfeeding

A selfless and devoted mother who has sacrificed her assets in the name of her children's health and wellbeing

Bravo to those women. We salute you for your sacrifice. But for heavens sake put a top on because those pancakes are nasty

Through her years of breastfeeding she had created ruined tits

by VeryVisionary September 6, 2023