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An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
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People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.
Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.
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an all-encompassing state of mind which allows endless possibilities to those who enable it. With John Mode ON, no other modes are required. It is superior to God Mode, Beast Mode, à la mode or any other mode conceived by man or nature.
When playing Call of Duty on Xbox LIVE I turned on John Mode and pwned those noobzorz.
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An incredible author, born in California, whose books were mainly based in the agricultural pastures of California. Famous writer of novels such as Of Mice and Men, The Grapes of Wrath, and East of Eden, among many others. You should definitely try reading his novels.
I really like John Steinbeck's book.
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The frontman of the Beets, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Onion. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.
John Lemon is the worst meme of 2016. Go die
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The gay child that DIDNT DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!??
To Lieutenant Colonel John Laurens1
Middlebrook, New Jersey, April, 17792
Cold in my professions, warm in ⟨my⟩3 friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it m⟨ight⟩4 be in my power, by action rather than words, ⟨to⟩ convince you that I love you.
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Guitarist//Backup vocalist for The Summer Set. Extremely beautiful. Has the best glasses ever. Curly hair. Tells the funniest jokes. Gives the best hugs. All hail John Gomez!
Guy: Who's that guy with the awesome glasses and the cool hair?
Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!
Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?
Girl: And the sick guitar skills?
Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?
Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)
Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?
Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?
... and so on for another decade.
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