British slang for the male penis.
Bitch come slob on my knob until I bust a nut
A man or woman who preforms fellatio in a frequent manner and indiscriminate manner.
Did you see Jessica all over David and Mark last night, she's such a knob stacker.
"Hey Reece Nichols people say you have a boat knob"
"Oh fuck she said she liked it :("
A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!
A knob knuckle is the term used for accidentally grabbing a testicle during the act of male masturbation, then yanking it swiftly up into the centre of an erect penis, giving a knee cap, or knuckle type appearance in the centre of the shaft.
- To knob knuckle someone is to cause them pain through some form of passive aggressive behaviour, often resulting in some subtle yet severe psychological trauma.
- To be a knob knuckle is to perform activities in a careless fashion, not paying full attention to the task in hand.
Aaargh, you've given me a knob knuckle you clumsy...
Get on with it, you great knob knuckle.