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be mine before i go berserks on yo ass / shooting yo shot
“aye yo carmen , lock in foe i tweak out😎😩”
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The South African Death Lock is when a man is eating out a chick then she starts peeing so he throws up in her pussy. Then he puts his dick so far down her pussy that she shits all over him. After this he becomes so angry that he spits on her vag then puts her in a choke hold. She then blacks out and the man takes all the pee, barf, spit, shit, and seamen, and chokes her with it.
Ya last night this bitch started peeing on me so i put her in a South African Death Lock
O shit man, ur fucked up
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may 29th is the "International Caps Lock Apreciation Day"
On this day it is custom for everyone typing over the internet to use as much capital letters as humanly possible.
this day stemmed from the over use of capital letters in forums to the extent that someone declared that they should save it all for "International Caps Lock Apreciation Day" (which they had made up on the spot) when asked for a date, May 29th was given and so began the reign of the Caps Lock.
Channel spammer: DUDE! I LIEK ROXXORZ!!
Admin: save it for ICLAD man, save it for ICLAD.
Channel spammer: LIEK WTF< STFU N00B!!!11!
*Channel spammer has been Kicked (Save it for ICLAD)
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a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.
it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox
Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.
A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know
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To have sexual entercorse wit the one you love
I want u to pop and lock dat pussy for me mamas
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1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.
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