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A person that is likely to draw a penis at the drop of a hat. He has an abnormal intrest in the offensiveness of the male falus. A Mike Oman is also known to anonymously deliver paper wrapped boxes of his own urine.
Did you see that that penis? Somebody totally Mike Omaned that shitter stall. What is this box? It better not be a Mike Oman!!
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The fucking worst teacher in the entire fucking world. He is stupid heartless dumb ass.
Mike Smith is an asshole
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A Hot Mike is when an anus is pressed against a vagina while the anus expels diarrhea.
Jenni wanted me to give her a Hot Mike, but I'm not into feces and sex.
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To take something that isn't yours and make it your own.
I came up with that already, you can't just mike-posner it
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when the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out.
" i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend"
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Mike scherb is the biggest bitch you will ever seen he is not nice and funny and will never have a girlfriend and when he finds a girl he likes he will obsess over her and call her his girl and never will get her and pushes them away farther he is always friends with weird kids and has barely any friends also someone who cries over golden scars being taken in fortnite battle royale
Oh that kid mike scherb likes you
RUN
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He is the best Disney pixar film character.
His best friend's name is sully.
he is the best monster 4 ever.
he has a big dick.
A:omg did u see mike wazowski last night?
B:of course how can u miss him he is the best living thing his swag level is beyond 9000
A:well he raped me in the mouth
B:be happy you gonna give birth to baby the new son of god
this is my new religion.
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