my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.
Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*
When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.
Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.
A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude
A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.
Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.
When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose