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The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.
That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.
A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
Another way to ask if the person is a pussy or not on a dare/action they’re about to do.
Guy 1: “Dude, u finna down that bottle of Tito’s?”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.
I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.
That cute little mouse friend from your local classy af book store you see while sipping drinks and enjoying time with your soul mate.
Fievel is the cutest book mouse in the whole world! ❤
The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy