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The absolute chode king, somehow pulls negative girls and has an ego bigger that their future. Also, a Nathan Alvey somehow manages to have a dick smaller that a frog hair
Damn...that man is a real Nathan Alvey.. he has no bulge and he is soooo ugly
Nathan Mulligan is a special person. He loves sports and Fortnite, but he also cares the absolute most about his friends and family. If you ever start crying, he will be the first one to comfort you, and he will be the first one to make you laugh. He will always be able to cheer
You up and he will always care about his friends the most. He will never hurt any of his friends purposefully, and he will make jokes with everyone around him. He will always stick up for his friends and prefers to be called Malligan over Nathan Mulligan. He blushes... A LOT... But do sent have a crush. Anyone is SUPER lucky to even have met him and even more lucky to be his friend. He is probably the nicest, most generous, most appreciative person you could have as a friend. You will never, EVER meet someone as pure hearted and amazing as Nathan Mulligan, so spend every minute you have with him like it is your last.
"Everyone hates you!" Screamed Michael.
Hannah dropped the expo marker she was holding in her hand and began to cry.
Nathan Mulligan walked in and said, "what happened?!?!?!"
"Michael said that everyone hates me." Hannah mumbled under her breath.
"WHERE IS HE?!?!" Mulligan screamed. Hannah laughed. Mulligan did always cheer her up.
To say you're going to a friends birthday party but then not turn up for no reason.
Oh man are you going to smithy's birthday? Oh nah I'm going to chuck a Nathan, I don't like that cunt.
A paramortal being that shows up at 3:00 am if you are "actively awake" (meaning that you are standing or moving and have many lights on). He is attracted to open windows, but poweful beings such as the gudz can ward him off by taunting him. If he catches you, DooDoo Nathan will defecate on and around you. No such case has ever been recorded yet.
"Dude, you better go to bed, unless you wanna deal with DooDoo Nathan"
"Oh no! Is it almost 3 am already?"
"2:58, hurry turn off the lights!"
Smart educated high school student. He has an amazing girlfriend. She is hot as fuck. He has a big dick. He knows how to pound you like a fucking train!!!
Nathan Mackiewicz go to the office
A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.
"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."
"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."
He is a very loveable person. He will always be there for you and is the greatest person you'll ever meet.
Can be a little crazy but that's what makes him so great.
Good morning Kieran Nathan, have a great day