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When someone pulls their nose up to look like a pig. This person most likely drives a Honda Accord.
Don't you DARE do the piggy nerd at me
A reputation nerd is a preson whose post count on a forum speaks about his lack of social life. He is very famous on that particular forum, altough 95% of his posts usually have no substance. He is not a troll, but can choose to be, and others will still tolerate it. His messages are the filler junk you have to scroll through to get to the useful posts about a subject. He replies to every subject on the forum, even if he doesn't know anything about it, just for the sake of commenting.
On occasion, other reputation nerds with not so much thousands of posts will agree with the dominant alpha-nerd just to get his approval, and that is the difference between him and a troll. But the reputation nerd doesn't care, or rarely shows any emotion at all. If he does show emotion, it is usually fake and exaggurated.
In this case, Kid A is the reputation nerd
Kid B (10 posts): I'm looking for this game (explains game)
Kid A (10 thousand posts): It's torchlight rofl
Kid B: Oh, thanks man
Kid A: no I was joking, it is not torchlight. I don't know what it is.
Verb. The act of getting computer programmers to do their job, particularly when a new video/computer game has recently come out.
I thought we were going to have to delay the project when Call of Duty came out, but I did some Nerd Wrangling, and got everybody back to work.
A person, (usually male) who is obsessed with tactical gear, techniques, knowledge, etc. Usually either a huge fan of the military, or very anti-military. Only wears camo or 5-11 tactical. Probably has a creepily detailed plan about how they’d survive the zombie apocalypse. Either owns a gun, or was denied a license. Usually has applied to join the army, probably failed the phyc exam because they were so excited to kill people. Probably at least a little sexist, and would likely bring up something really weird on the first date and never see them again.
See military nerd, and just imagine it on steroids.
Guy 1- Man, that dude’s such a creep. He spends all his time watching violent porn and dreaming about being legally able to kill people.
Guy 2- I know right! Such a tac nerd.
Badass, hot gamer, with amazing body, that
you wish you could be with.
Dude, shes such a seductive nerd.
A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.
The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.
Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something
A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.
After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.