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You know, between the two of us, the corn smells nice.
A stock phrase signed by high school students in a yearbook of a classmate they have no previous memory of ever encountering.
Mentioned during the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the episode 'Out of Mind, Out of Sight', when a student of Sunnydale High who had turned invisible was revealed to have a yearbook filled with the generic sentiment.
Harmony: That girl just gave me her yearbook to sign but I have no clue who she is!
Cordelia: Just write "Have a nice summer" in it and hand it back.
A compliment given from one straight guy to another.
Such as when woman say "You look pretty" or "I really like how you did your hair". Its the male version of these basically.
example 1-
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*exchange of high fives*
example 2-
Guy 1: "Hey man, whats wrong?"
Guy 2: "Nothing just having a shitty day, ya know."
*Guy 1 holds his hand up ready for a high five*
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*Guy 2 completes the high five and now feels the upside to the shitty day*
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A nice guy is an informal term for an often young adult male who portrays himself with characteristics such as being gentle, compassionate, sensitive and vulnerable.The term is used both positively and negatively. When used positively, and particularly when used as a preference or description by someone else, it is intended to imply a male who puts the needs of others before his own, avoids confrontations, does favors, gives emotional support, tries to stay out of trouble, and generally acts nicely towards others. In the context of a relationship, it may also refer to traits of honesty, loyalty, romanticism, courtesy, and respect. When used negatively, a nice guy implies a male who is unassertive, does not express his true feelings and, in the context of dating in which the term is often used, dishonestly uses acts of ostensible friendship and basic social etiquette with the unstated aim of progressing to a romantic or sexual relationship.
nice guy syndrome: in the early 90s I had a crisis. I was about two years into my second marriage. I thought I had found the woman of my dreams. Yet I was frequently frustrated and resentful toward the woman I loved.
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Type One: The Suburbanite.
A kind, modestly curvy family girl who loves Judaism, her family, and the American Dream of a nice house in the suburbs. She has frizzy hair (likely dark brown/black), a prominent but rarely gargantuan nose, and just enough junk in the trunk to suggest she bites a bagel every once in a while. Well-educated but not intellectually cutting, she smiles sweetly and dishes out the kugel to beaming grandparents and that awkward future-investment-banker 16-year-old at the table who can't wait to settle down in 10 years and marry her.
Type Two: The City Slicker
While perhaps similar in appearance to the Suburbanite, there is also the Nice Jewish Girl in denial, often living in NY or LA. She may seem to be the epitome of mainstream urban chic, but there is an excellent chance she went to Jewish private school and/or Jewish summer camp. She may have highlights, a nose job and a personal trainer, maybe even a goyfriend (oy!), but she secretly yearns to settle down and always gives Bubbe a kiss on Sundays.
Type Three: The Zionist
This Nice Jewish Girl is earthy, smelly, and hairy. More than an Israel supporter, the Type Three NJG is full-blown Kosher Granola. She has long dark hair which may have been styled into dreads at one point, she is a vegan, she experiments with the women and closes her eyes uneccessarily throughout her entire version of a Hebrew service, which is somewhere between Prince of Egypt and the Exorcist. This NJG is pierced, political, and probably moving out to the kibbutz for 10 years and counting.
Overriding Rule: Despite their differences in plastic surgery and sexual preference, all Nice Jewish Girls have defining physical characteristics and eventually make their parents happy. Shalom.
I saw that Carly Steinenbergenschwartzen yesterday at synagogue, she is such a Nice Jewish Girl.
You don't know Rebecca? Tall, dark-haired, Nice Jewish Girl...
Jacob, why don't you make me a happy Bubbe and marry a Nice Jewish Girl? That Sarah Gold is looking so svelte these days...
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a prase that stupid children in the ages of 7 to 11 say when they have first heard "smooth move exlax"
*guy walks into a pole*
little kid: nice one exlax
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a really potent strain of marijuana.
Jeff brought Mr. Nice Guy to the party and we got sooooo stoooooned!
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