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Fortune Cookie

Asian vagina

That girl has a soggy fortune cookie

by Katie Latter July 12, 2013

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batch of cookies

Created by clever young individuals, reluctant to use swear words. It is a cute replacement for "bitch". It was created to be used secretly, without other's knowing the true meaning of the word.

Short Form: B n' C, or Batch

Straight Forward: "You stupid batch of cookies." or "Hey Batch."

Sneak Attack: "Well arn't you just a batch of cookies?" {other person -->} "What's that supposed to mean?!"

In anger: "GAHHH!!Batch Of Cookies!!"

by ZoeyANDWhoppi October 17, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus cookies

a sarcatic way of answering the question "what r u eating?"

"Joe, what are you eating?"
"Jesus cookies"

by bob saget lova January 26, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie dumpling

eating out a girl when she takeing a shit

licky shity putang yea cookie dumpling

by thurston howell March 23, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.

I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.

by myno April 5, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,ecstasy especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Tom had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Tom you're a total cookie monster"

by feefifo March 14, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookie Monster

Someone who gets alot of pussy.

Guy 1: Dude did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did, you know how I roll.
Guy1: You are such a cookie monster man.

by Nigga Mayne December 5, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž