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Chinese farmers feed a noodle with a string attached to a goose. It passes through the goose non-stop. Then they feed the noodle to the next goose...and the next...and so on. After the last goose, they tie the string to a stick. Then they can walk a string of geese to market.
That beer went through me like noodles through a goose.
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A noodle bitch is one whom is willing to construct any type of noodle dish at the mere whim of his girlfriend and or sister.
Sally - "Hey Spud can u make me some noodles?....Now!"
Spud - "Sure thing Sis'"
Tom - "Jee, Spud sure is a noodle bitch!"
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a term used to describe the act of making someone else laugh really hard.
for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"
"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."
"Quit cracking my noodle!"
"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."
VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.
An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)
Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.
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A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."
Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
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A comic drawn by Johnny the Homocidal Maniac (otherwise known as NNY or JTHM for the homeless and insane. Most Noodle Boy comics end with HNB getting shot in the head, or being killed in some other grusome way. The comics tend to be random and often insane, but NNY swears there is some deeper meaning behind them.
"Marvel at my plastic applicator!! Not just any accessory for your sanitary napkins!"
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To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.
Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??
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