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When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!
Someone with a hairy anus/taint.
Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack
Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time
You sly dog your such a carpet swinger
When you jack off onto your carpet
“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “
Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.
Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.
A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not
Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician
1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.
Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.