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Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.
What happens in my apartment is none of my business.
YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS ME OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT YOU PIGS.
Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"
Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.
Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."
1471 days. That's how many days it took for the Rift update to come out in Hypixel Skyblock, which was said to be released 3-5 Business Days after the game's creation.
Friend 1: She bad asf.
Friend 2: What the fuck? She's only 3-5 Business Days old!
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“Omw to Durham community business college”
When you’re “JR busy” it means you’re doing work you love and somehow getting paid for it